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Will your land line decide to call 911?

police cars delaware ohio 43015Yesterday morning I had a wake-up call that scared the bejeezus out of me. Murph’s shrill warning bark actually woke me up, then I heard someone knocking loudly on my door. I peeked out the blinds to see two police cars with lights flashing, sitting in front of my home and could see a portion of a police uniform at my door.

Since police are seldom in my neighborhood, especially at that hour, I didn’t know what to expect. Would guns be drawn???? 

The officer asked if I had called 911. I hadn’t. He then asked if my phone number was xxx-xxx-xxxx. It was an old land line number that I had canceled 3-4 years ago when I went with my cell phone exclusively. He told me to call the phone company to report it because sometimes these unused lines transmit noise that calls 911. When the 911 operator doesn’t receive a response, they notify the police.

A Facebook friend, who is a retired telecommunications engineer, gave this info.  ”Water shorts or static on a land line can look like the old-fashioned dial pulses used on the old dial phones and the pulses can sometimes look like the digits 911 ( 9 pulses, 1 pulse, 1 pulse)….. not that uncommon.

Trying to call Verizon was no small feat because none of their automated options dealt with this problem. Finally, today I was able to speak with a “real” person who had heard of this happening. She took all my info and will report it. I’m not sure what will be PJ'sdone, but I’ll keep you posted. As more people cancel their land line phones, this problem may become better known.

Let this be a warning to all of you who have also canceled land lines … WEAR PJ’S! You never know when the police will knock on your door. BTW, I told the officer that he might want to stick around since my adrenalin was so high that I might just have a heart attack and really need their help. :-)

Checking off my bucket list

Do you have a bucket list? Is a bucket list different from life goals or is it just a new name for the same thing? I had goals or “things” I wanted to do or experience. A couple of my goals bordered on obsession if you were to ask those close to me, but I managed to achieve both of them. There are quite a few other things I’ve been able to do throughout the years so I’ve checked off many of the things that otherwise would qualify for a bucket list.

helicopterSince I’m not into heights, stuff like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, is NOT on my list. I’ll leave that to the first President Bush. While I think taking a hot air balloon ride must be great fun, it’s not on my list – due to the height thingy - but I’m intrigued by it. I took a helicopter ride once so that will have to do. If you have a chance for a helicopter ride, do it! It was fun looking at the ground thru the glass bubble.

When I was a girl and people would ask what I wanted “to be”, I told them I wanted to race cars. That wasn’t a career option for girls then, so I live vicariously through Danika Patrick now. That also probably explains the number of times I was stopped by cops during the 10 years I owned sports cars. If I had a chance to run a fast car on a race track, I most certainly would do that and put a √ next to that bucket list item.

MotorcycleIn the next month, I “may” check off another item. I’ve never ridden on a motorcycle. Some friends have had Goldwings for years, and will soon be moving out-of-state. I bravely said they must take me for a ride before the bike gets loaded on the moving truck. If that comes to be, I’ll let you know how it goes and whether I can add “Biker Mama” to my resumé. 8-)

Last Shuttle Launch

Today was the last shuttle launch. I’m sad to see the space program end. I remember President Kennedy’s speech. I remember Sputnik and the fear that instilled, since I grew up in the era where we hid under our desks in bomb drills in case the Soviet Union bombed us. I remember watching Walter Cronkite when we first landed on the moon. There was such pride in the USA. And of course, I remember the disbelief we felt when the shuttle exploded and shed tears with President Reagan’s speech.

My daughter’s family lived in Orlando for a number of years. During one of the times I visited them, one of the shuttles was to launch, so we drove over to watch. I’m so glad I got to experience it as watching on TV is NOTHING like being there. Visually it’s the same as TV. What is missing from TV is the sound and the ‘feeling’ of the sound when it hits you.

There was a lake between the launch pad and where we were standing. We could SEE the flames and the lift-off but initially heard nothing. Then we began to hear the sound wave coming across the water toward us. It got louder … and louderand louder … then it finally hit us like a strong wind, but it was sound. My whole body (((((rumbled))))).

TOTALLY AWESOME!

For those of you who didn’t have the opportunity to ever see a launch, I feel sorry for you as now it will be too late. That’s sad.

A “swinging” suggestion

Over the weekend I came up with the solution for a lot of what ails our country. It’s a rather simple idea. Take some of the stimulus funds – that didn’t work – and buy a porch swing for every home.

porch swingHave you ever lived in or visited a home with a porch swing? It’s a peaceful piece of furniture, especially if it has a slight squeak from the chains. While you can enjoy it alone, it’s even better when shared with a friend. It’s ideal for intimate conversations, or for peacefully sharing opposing thoughts.

You can’t get or stay mad in a squeaky porch swing. It has a way of lessening what seemed to be a major problem into a manageable concern.

I grew up in a home with a porch swing. It was my favorite place to be on a Sunday afternoon because friends or relatives driving by would stop and join us on the porch. Spontaneous get-togethers were common then. Mom always had a pitcher of fresh, REAL lemonade or mint ice tea in the fridge. Plus, there was the usual homemade cookies, cake or a pie handy as well. If the day was particularly hot, she would mix up a batch of homemade ice cream mix for the men to crank in the hand freezer. Although we occasionally got “brain freeze” from the extra cold ice cream, it was always a special time.

Let’s put porch swings in the Statehouse and national Capitol buildings, then make the politicians sit in them until they actually agree to compromise to fix the economy! Maybe a PORCH swing will have better results than the GOLF swing did.

The Wheels on the Bus go round & round

Like other states, Ohio has a budget problem that our new Republican Governor is trying to fix. Discussions are taking place on revenue options for schools to prevent taxes from being raised to solve the budget problem. It’s been suggested that schools be allowed to sell ad space on the school buses.

If this occurs, I just know that Realtors® will be the first to buy ad space for the visibility throughout neighborhood homes. They’re the same agents who paste their face on park benches and grocery carts.

school busesA twitter person questioned why schools didn’t just purchase smaller buses, since we seldom see a bus full of kids except for teams and bands. That started me to wonder why the design of school buses hasn’t changed for eons. Even though our cars have changed drastically and become much safer, school buses still look essentially the same as when I was a kid.

They’re high-profile, not aerodynamic, and still use the hard brown seats without seatbelts. I don’t understand why they need to be so high unless it’s to allow people to stand up inside.

I wonder if buses could be downsized to a Hummer-like long vehicle like a limo? Since many schools pick up elementary kids separate from the highschool kids, they’re carrying fewer students each trip out. Maybe two of the Hummer-type buses could replace one typical bus at less cost with greater safety built-in. How important is it to stand up in the bus vs the potential cost savings?

Does anyone know whether there have been any challenges to the typical school bus design? Is there a perfectly good reason for the design to stay the same? Or has no one asked the question as to why this sacred cow remains unchanged?

I’d love to hear your thoughts.

Gas Costs Less Than Starbucks!

Everybody is grumbling about gas prices being near or over $4 a gallon. Over the weekend, I proposed on Twitter that we should try to think positive and consider that a cup of gas costs less than a cup of Starbucks. Yes, I know we don’t buy gallons of Starbucks at a time, so we don’t notice the expense as much.

I thought it would be fun to consider what we might pay for other common liquids that we buy … if we were to buy them in large quantities like filling our gas tanks. The WEENR-mobile has a 20.2 gallon tank per my instruction book. Here’s what I would pay to fill my gas tank if I used other common products (as per Giant Eagle prices).

  • Milk – $56.36
  • Gasoline – $80.80
  • Pepsi – $89.60
  • Tropicana orange juice – $141.20
  • Bud Lite – $161.51
  • Vegetable cooking oil – $180.79
  • Scope mouth wash – $229.49
  • Red Bull – $512.76

Do you feel a little better now about that $4/gal price?

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