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This is such a glam job!

02/16/2007 · Leave a Comment

Copyrighted sign in snowAt least that’s what some people outside the industry think, right! I thought about this yesterday afternoon.

I closed on a listing on Monday. At the closing, I told the buyer I would pick up my sign probably on Wednesday. I like to leave the SOLD strip up for a couple days so the neighbors know the new buyers will be coming, and can welcome them to the neighborhood. It’s that kind of a neighborhood.

Well, the snow storm hit on Tuesday and was severe enough for the county to issue a Level 3 emergency which means anyone on the road can be fined if it’s not an emergency. They didn’t change it to a Level 2 until late Wednesday afternoon – no fines, but shouldn’t be on roads.

Is keeping a promise to remove a yard sign an emergency?

When I went to the home yesterday – Thursday – I find that the new owner has shoveled the drive leaving the sign encased in 3 ft of snow. Now, how the heck am I going to remove it? Having just removed the huge pile of snow left by the city plows at the end of my own drive to get the WEENR mobile out, I was dressed for the bitter sub-zero wind chill and some serious work.

Boots, fleece pants, Michelin Man coat, ScoobyDoo earmuffs.

Like a horse pawing the ground, I start kicking the snow away next to the sign. I hang on tightly to the sign to avoid “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”! I fell on ice a couple weeks ago landing on my nose, so I’m a little leery now. After some time, I manage to get all the snow away from the sign so that perhaps, I can wiggle it enough to get it out of the frozen ground.

OK, that’s not working!

I remove each of the portions of the sign, leaving only the frame. This makes it lighter, plus, I can get a better hold on the frame and put my body into it. (I’ve got plenty of body to put into it!!!) I wiggle it this way … I wiggle it that way. I kick it … and hurt my toe! Finally, I’m able to have it begin to move. Eventually I make it – the frame is out of the frozen ground.

Should people over 60 be breathing this much cold air?

I start to put all the piece-parts of the sign into the WEENR mobile. When it’s cold, the hydraulic lifters on the tailgate don’t work. So every time I lift the hatch, it crashes down on my head as I throw each of the piece parts into the back. Except for the issue with the lifters, this is why I like the WEENR mobile – it’s indestructible and so-o-o handy for hauling wet, dirty, muddy or snow covered signs.

I’m done – my back is hurting – I’m winded – I didn’t fall down – I’m alive!

I wish I had taken my camera with me so I could have taken a photo of the sign, just so the Southern agents could see what a glamorous job we Northern agents have. Since I didn’t, I created the above photo to be “representative” of what it looks like here. I can imagine what some of the signs look like out East – if they can even be seen!

I’m holding an open house this weekend and selected the home based solely on the number of directional signs I will need to put up in the snow banks at intersections. How GLAM is that!

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